I’m going to flashback to St. Patrick’s Day for a minute.
I’m at Daisy Dukes. It’s early in the afternoon. I had just gotten back from announcing the parade w/ Scotty, so I was obviously still sober…and incredibly entertained by the drunken stupor around me. (I’m still amazed at how some people can drink their faces off ALL day and still be drinking at 2am…but whatever.)
Anyway, the friends I went to meet up with were already pretty gone. One girl who was in our group, who I don’t know very well, was REALLY wasted.
The next ten seconds will go down in pick up line history.
This girl stumbles over to one of my guy friends who she didn’t know(who, yes, was also really drunk). She slurrs out, “Hey! You’re cuuuute.”
He then says, “You’re cute too!”
And then they proceed to MAKE OUT.
It was one of the funniest things I had ever seen in my life.
Anyway, I found out this weekend from a friend who was also there on St. Patty’s Day, that those two drunken messes are DATING!
I am SHOCKED. I have never heard of anyone actually making it work after a sloppy drunken make out. Do those things really happen?
I’ve had friends who have met a dude in a bar, made out with him, exchanged numbers, and expected them to call. Guess what? They never did. UNLESS it was after 2am and they wanted a booty call.
When you make out with a total stranger, do you REALLY have a shot at a relationship after?